September 2011
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A new project
There is a gaping hole for an informative and witty tv blog that focuses on the abundance of quality television available to us thanks to Sky and the Internet. Taking cues from the witty and humorous yet impassioned styles of Popjustice and Ultra Culture and blending the lengthy analysis that still makes Pitchfork so readable, there’s a real opportunity to make something that is both...
June 2011
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to the tune of "Hey Dude"
HAY FEVER “Don’t sneeze on me man!” but I’m suffering with pollen and you don’t understand. HAY FEVER Well I do what I can, but I’m streaming from my eyeholes and I’m a shell of a man.
March 2011
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Heinz Limited Edition Tomato Ketchup blended with...
To call myself a ketchup connoisseur would border on pretentious, so I’m not going to. However, I eat a great deal of the stuff and when given the opportunity to be one of the first 3,000 people to try Heinz’s limited edition new variety, blended with balsamic vinegar, rather than the usual spirit vinegar, I bit their arms off.
The bottle arrived at the office this afternoon and...
December 2010
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some of my favourite songs and albums of 2010
songs
summer camp - ‘ghost train’ james blake - ‘limit to your love’ my chemical romance - ‘na na na’ kelis - ‘a capella’ the bees - ‘winter rose’ katy b - ‘katy on a mission’ chapel club - ‘o maybe i’ perfume genius - ‘mr peterson’ the walkmen - ‘angela surf city’
albums/eps
big boi -...
June 2010
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One more reason why the internet is so utterly...
So, Oprah is running a competition in the US to find one person to host their own show that will air in her slot, it can be basically about anything at all. Step in Zach Anner, a guy with cerebral palsy who has an idea for a travel show “for people who never thought they could travel”.
This is his audition:
Amazing. He’s basically a natural. So the video gets posted to...
March 2010
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The FA taking no action over Steven Gerrard’s assault on Michael Brown last night is an utter disgrace and only serves to support the idea that the FA stand by the England players and Premier League ‘superstars’ and shit on those beneath from a great fucking height. Well, you know what, the FA? I can’t wait to fuck off your stupid Premier League, the league responsible for...
February 2010
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Pointless exercises in techno-usage
Continuing my never-ending quest to make the word ‘crablin’ both an internationally recognised brand and synonymous with ‘excellence’, I’m pleased to announce the incredibly long-awaited launch of the world’s greatest e-mail service, with unrivalled BlackBerry and iPhone push features, a fabulous mobile client, synchronised calendar, contacts and more.
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January 2010
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The five video games of 2009 I played the most.
1. Modern Warfare 2 (360) 2. Left4Dead 2 (360) 3. FIFA 10 (360/PS3) 4. Battlefield 1943 (360) 5. Flower (PS3)
December 2009
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Think before you leak.
In my short but varied career, I’ve had the pleasure of working on both sides of the artist fence. For three years, during my tenure editing a music website I had the excitement of incredible new bands arriving and hearing them produce their first released fruits; watching as everyone slowly caught on and expressed their equal, undying love for them.
Now, as a manager, I get to source new...